You Can Be Tiger’s Next Mistress

These pictures were taken in June 2008 and January 2009.  My friends and I got with Tiger LONG before his scandals hit the airwaves.

I would say that we were prophetic, but we posed like this with everyone from Elizabeth Taylor to Abraham Lincoln.

And you can, too!  I’m sure that by now, Tiger Woods is the most popular statue at Madame Tussaud’s at the Venetian in Las Vegas.

Of course, if you’d rather kill an unsuspecting Arnold Palmer, that’s fine, too!